Dong Han Report (東漢報報)
- Chinese: 東漢報報
- Pronunciation: Dong Han Bao Bao
Dong Han Report, better known as Dong Han Bao Bao (東漢報報), is a newspaper at Dong Han Academy.
On FTV, Dong Han Report runs as a 20 second preview system for each upcoming episode on Monday. During the preview, one of the main characters will be chosen to narrate for the preview.
The first Dong Han Report preview started from episode 8.
Setting[]
Whenever one of the Five Tiger Generals becomes the narrator of a certain preview, the doll images on the bottom to the right will be reduced to four. However, should other characters, such as Xiu/Liu Bei or Diao Chan, become the narrator, the doll images will return to five.
List of Previews[]
left|250px|8th Round
8th Round[]
Narrator: Guan Yu
Article:
What? Zhao Yun's kung fu is shi zhi? More correctly, his kung fu is "lost". Even Hua Tuo can't figure out the reason. It says that there is one strange device that can help Zhao Yun.
Further information is sealed. K.O.3an Guo - Dong Han Report reports again next time.
left|250px|9th Round
9th Round[]
Narrator: Zhang Fei
Article:
According to reliable information, Dong Zhuo would practice a strange wu gong every night at nine o'clock after he showered. Is it a stinky wu gong. Or (gasp) does it involve swallowing a sword?
Further information is sealed. This week's K.O.3an Guo - Dong Han Report reports again next week.
250px|left|10th Round
10th Round[]
Narrator: Ma Chao
Article:
It smells so sweet. It says that a super-cool girl is about to join us. I wonder if she has the popular "tong yan ju**" and a "dolly sound".
Further information is sealed. This week's K.O.3an Guo - Dong Han Report reports again next time.
250px|left|11th Round
11th Round[]
Narrator: Huang Zhong
Article:
Dong Zhuo's Yi Hun Da Fa went amuk and switch souls with a dog. Now that Dong Zhuo has become a golden retriever, will he be guarding someone's house and smell someone's shoes or will he drown in dog poop?
Further information is sealed. This week's K.O.3an Guo - Dong Han Report, we'll report again next time.
250px|left|12th Round
12th Round[]
Narrator: Zhao Yun
Article:
What? Have all students of Dong Han Academy disappeared without a trace? Is this be the work of aliens or Harry Potter's invisibility cloak? Some even say that it's the work of Huang Jin High School.
Further information is sealed. This week's K.O.3an Guo - Dong Han Report reports again next week.
250px|left|13th Round
13th Round[]
Narrator: Diao Chan
Article:
Today's headline: Leading Liu Bei gets hurt by Dong Zhuo's evil powers. Sun Shang Xiang courageously uses a technique called Da Bing Qi Ning to fend off Dong Zhuo's Wu Gui Ban Yun Jue. In admist the maiden rescuing the hero, Liu Bei and Sun Shang Xiang's relationship will deepen to a new level.
Dong Han Report reports again next time.
250px|left|14th Round
14th Round[]
Narrator: Xiao Qiao
Article:
Mayday, mayday! Wang Da Dong's alternate counterpart in the Silver Dimension appears! Who is he exactly? Is he an ally to the Five Tiger Generals or a foe? Plus, his attack is the extremely frightening Yan Yang Palm.
Further information is sealed. This week's K.O.3an Guo - Dong Han Report reports again next week.
250px|left|15th Round
15th Round[]
Narrator: Zhang Fei
Article:
Lu Bu turns against Dong Zhuo in the name of love? An event based on the Three Kingdoms occurs. Dong Han Academy's Cao Cao; Jiang Dong High School's Sun Ce; even Liu Bei/Xiu and the Five Tiger Generals. Which one will be the true hero of Three Kingdoms?
Further information is sealed. K.O.3an Guo.
250px|left|16th Round
16th Round[]
Narrator: Ma Chao
Article:
It says Hua Tuo has invented a very special drink under the request of a certain person. Witnesses speculate that after Diao Chan and three of Five Tigers drank it, undergo a very "big change". Who is this mysterious person? And what's his goal?
Further information is sealed. K.O.3an Guo.
250px|left|17th Round
17th Round[]
Narrator: Zhao Yun
Article:
What kind of special pencil brush in Dong Han Academy that is so important that is could cause changes between Cao Cao and the Five Tiger Generals' relationship? Even Diao Chan is facing the risk of being expelled.
Further information is sealed. K.O.3an Guo - Dong Han Report reports again next time.
250px|left|18th Round
18th Round[]
Narrator: Huang Zhong
Article:
Midterm is coming up on Dong Han Academy. Will everyone be able to pass? Will the lovers be affected on their grades? Cao Cao is concocting a mysterious and frightening plan. How will the Five Tiger Generals face it?
Further information is sealed. K.O.3an Guo.
250px|left|19th Round
19th Round[]
Narrator: Xiu/Liu Bei
Article:
My God! Who exactly could it be to injure the skillful Lu Bu? Dong Zhuo is forming a new, justifying army. How will the Five Tiger Generals and Liu Bei face the offer?
Further information is sealed. Dong Han Report reports again next time.
250px|left|20th Round
20th Round[]
Narrator: Guan Yu
Article:
The army of Nan Xiong Nu High School invades He Dong Institute. Dong Zhuo concocts a plan to force the Five Tiger Generals to war for his institution. Cao Cao disappears right before the battle. Xiao Qiao makes a surprising decision to save the Five Tiger Generals.
Further information is sealed. K.O.3an Guo - Dong Han Report reports again next time.
250px|left|21st Round
21st Round[]
Narrator: Cao Cao
Article:
The usually calm and cool-looking Huang Zhong is extremely curious about his birth mother recently. Turns out there is a shocking and mysterious history in his past. The brothers begin to search for his mother and discover something even more frightening.
Further information is sealed. K.O.3an Guo - Dong Han Report reports again next time.
250px|left|22nd Round
22nd Round[]
Narrator: Diao Chan
Article:
A new lover appears in front of Liu Bei/Xiu. Will his relationship with Ah Xiang become ripped apart by this third person? And what kind of plan will the Five Tiger Generals come up with to solve this problem?
Further information is sealed. K.O.3an Guo - Dong Han Report reports again next time.
250px|left|23rd Round
23rd Round[]
Narrator: Xiao Qiao
Article:
Liu Bei/Xiu has been troubled by something lately, could it be that his identity is about to be exposed? Will meng zhu step out to help him solve the problem? Diao Chan has given birth to a red mark on her face. Is it coming from a contagious disease or is it part of Dong Zhuo's evil plots?
Further information is sealed. K.O.3an Guo - Dong Han Report reports again next time.
250px|left|24th Round
24th Round[]
Narrator: Sun Shang Xiang
Article:
Xiao Qiao has been in a bad mood lately. What could have made her upset? Lu Bu, who has learned Zhen Cha Jing, takes away Diao Chan in the name of love. What will happen on Hu Lao Guan?
Further information is sealed. K.O.3an Guo - Dong Han Report reports again next time.
250px|left|25th Round
25th Round[]
Narrator: Xiu/Liu Bei
Article:
Seriously strange incidents occur in the Silver Dimension, even "ke Lu" is hard to control.
The couples claim that they are not "shining" on purpose. Will the Dong Han Academy continue to shine?
Further information is sealed. K.O.3an Guo - Dong Han Report reports again next time.
250px|left|26th Round
26th Round[]
Narrator: Zhang Fei
Article:
Dong Zhuo has a very bad nightmare that scares him to pee. Could it be the problem of an old man or something else? The schoolyard's statue has flown away, who has it eloped with?
Further information is sealed. K.O.3an Guo - Dong Han Report reports again next time.
250px|left|27th Round
27th Round[]
Narrator: Diao Chan
Article:
Reliable sources point that Zhao Yun and Xiao Qiao have been very close lately. Student body president Cao Cao plans to confess his feelings to Xiao Qiao. Will the shy student body president succeed, or will the sorrowful "Summon Beast" appear once again?
Further information is sealed. K.O.3an Guo - Dong Han Report reports again next time.
250px|left|29th Round - 1
28th Round[]
Narrator: Xiao Qiao
Article:
Will Liu Bei/Xiu from the Iron Dimension no longer be able to stay in the Silver Dimension? His brotherhood with the Five Tiger Generals and his relationship to Ah Xiang will undergo a big change. If you wish to know what happens to Liu Bei/Xiu...
Further information is sealed. K.O.3an Guo - Dong Han Report reports again next time.
250px|left|29th Round - 2
29th Round[]
Narrator: Ma Chao
Article:
Liu Bei and the Five Tiger Generals prepare to dethrone the student body president. Their co-operating relationship is about to break. Could the reason be "him" or "her", or is there another frightening secret?
Further information is sealed. K.O.3an Guo - Dong Han Report reports again next time.
250px|left|30th Round
30th Round[]
Narrator: Xiu
Article:
Someone has been spying on the movements of roosters, hens and chickens in the school's farm. Who would be so bored? Dong Zhuo offers the Five Tiger Generals a rooster as reward, but the price is...
Further information is sealed. K.O.3an Guo - Dong Han Report reports again next time.
250px|left|31st Round
31st Round[]
Narrator: Sun Shang Xiang
Article:
Meng zhu's secret agent whose responsible for taking secret missions, finally makes an appearance. Is he a foe or a friend? Will Xiu/Liu Bei, who stays in the Silver Dimension, bring the story of "Three Kingdoms" to the surface?
250px|left|32nd Round
32nd Round[]
Narrator: Huang Zhong
Article:
Dong Han Academy has been in the mood of celebration. What kind good fortune could have been bestowed? Guan Yu, who is demonized by Hao Cha Jing, is getting worse. Will Xiu/Liu Bei find a way to save Guan Yu?
250px|left|33rd Round
33rd Round[]
Narrator: Cao Cao
Article:
The Soul Calming Melody that was traded for pizza draws the attention of demons. Will we be able to ward them off long enough for Guan Yu's powers to restore?
250px|left|34th Round
34th Round[]
Narrator: Guan Yu
Article:
Dong Han Academy has been roaming a bad language lately. "Wulabaha" becomes a popular synonym. Someone has placed a very powerful bomb in Dong Han Academy. Will all students of Dong Han Academy be able to make it?
250px|left|35th Round
35th Round[]
Narrator: Zhao Yun
Article:
Who would be so daring to kidnap Ah Xiang? Will Ah Xiang makes it out? Also, a mysterious person with special capabilities makes an appearance. What will now befall the Silver Dimension?
250px|left|36th Round
36th Round[]
Narrator: Zhang Fei
Article:
The Silver Dimension is a mess. It's all changing faster than the changing of underwear. Another report is... (xiami) Diao Chan is involved with a Qing Niang tabloid. Who is the person that published this tabloid?
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37th Round[]
Narrator: Ma Chao
Article:
Dong Zhuo's dark deeds have crossed the line. Everone readies to stop him. Will the plan succeed? It says that someone will be sacrficed because of this. Will she (Diao Chan), she (Xiao Qiao) or he (Cao Cao) bu yi er fei (不翼而飛)?
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38th Round[]
Narrator: Huang Zhong
Article:
A mysterious person makes appearance. It says that he can save the Dong Han Academy, is it true or false? The country treasure, a golden rooster, died, even Jiang Dong High School has sent agents to investigate. Who could the culprit be?
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39th Round[]
Narrator: Xiao Qiao
Article:
Jiang Dong High School sends a mischievous video film, saying that if the recipient does not watch will get a (unable to translate). But the main character in the video is Ah Xiang?!
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40th Round[]
Narrator: Zhuge Liang
Article:
Dong Han Academy is officially banned. Even Cao President is so troubled by the problem that he finds it hard to sleep or eat. What future will befall Dong Han Academy?
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41st Round[]
Narrator: Zhang Fei
Article:
Liu Bei and Cao Cao, who've come to Jiang Dong, get surrounded and bullied by Sun Quan's army. Even Zhuge Liang doesn't seem to be able to come up with an idea. Xiao Qiao and Ah Xiang want to help, but instead make worsen the situation.
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42nd Round[]
Narrator: Cao Cao
Article:
Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao are spotted walking in the open. Will my "Summon Beast" reveal itself again? Da Qiao is sentenced to death by Sun Jian. (sigh) What should we do?
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43rd Round[]
Narrator: Da Qiao
Article:
A chamber pot and a white board scrub that come flying, who is pranking? Poor president gets hit in the process. Mr. Zhuge befriends a toilet-pal, could it be a friend or a foe?
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44th Round[]
Narrator: Lu Meng
Article:
Da Qiao gets set up and accidentally walks into a plain of land mines and gets injured. Sun Quan, in order to save Da Qiao, gets injured as well. Who could the culprit be? Could he be blind?
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45th Round[]
Narrator: Guan Yu
Article:
While under a halt, someone is about to enter Dong Han Academy. Everyone prepares to sing the traditional Dong Han lullaby. Cao President casts aside the "Summon Beast" to confess his love to Xiao Qiao.
250px|left
46th Round[]
Narrator: Sun Quan
Article:
Xiu/Liu Bei and Ah Xiang have returned. Furthermore Sun Jian has agreed to approve their relationship, but first they must conquer Jiang Dong's traditional test. How will Xiu/Liu Bei handle it? Will Ah Xiang find out about Xiu/Liu Bei's secret in his heart?
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47th Round[]
Narrator: Zhou Yu
Article:
Sun Ce has returned. Everyone, please put on your sunglasses. Sun Ce and Da Qiao are incredibly sweet. Has Sun Quan completely learnt Cao Cao's "Summon Beast" yet?
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48th Round[]
Narrator: Zhang Fei
Article:
Cao Cao and Jiang Dong are ready to start a war. Will Ah Xiang leave with Xiu/Liu Bei? Guan Yu suddenly joins the Sun family. How will he surpass the Jiang Dong's most most difficult, most ruthless curriculum of loyalty?
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49th Round[]
Narrator: Lu Meng
Article:
Xiu/Liu Bei and the Five Tiger Generals join forces with the Sun family. Does that declare an official break of their friendship with Cao Cao? Supernatural incidents occur at the Sun family, ghostly shadows roaming around everywhere in the middle of the night. Are there real ghosts running amock?
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50th Round[]
Narrator: Xiu
Article:
What kind of bottle of milk would attract everyone's attention? Someone has spotted Grandpa standing close with Sun Jian. What is going on? What kind of shocking secret will unveil?
Dong Han report reports again next time.
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51st and 52nd Rounds[]
Narrator: Zhou Yu
Article:
Jiang Dong is overrun by a disease that exceeds SARS, could it be based on nature or men's action? Ah Xiang is forcefully taken away by Sun Jian. Will Xiu ever be able to find her? The two final Jiang Dong resports. Report again next week.
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53rd Round[]
Narrator: Xiao Qiao
Article:
Silver Dimension's most humongous, most shocking, most exciting, most touching battle in history erupts. Will everyone be able to ruin Sun Jian's crazy plans?
History's most special Dong Han Report will cease to host now. We'll see you again. Bye bye!